Kenneth | Blog

So far, I don’t think anyone really bother reading this space nor anyone really bother saying much, but thanks Andu and Irene for the good old comments and what not!

Lets get to the good bits! So, I was at work today and since I was assigned to go somewhere to do some auditing, I left my office pretty early but at the same time I was expecting a parcel to arrive.. When I head back to for lunch break, there were this package sitting ony my chair,

Thing is thou, as much as I was expecting a parcel… I wasn’t expecting this..

Somewhat a BIG parcel

The parcel was LARGER and HEAVIER then I expected, so does ANYONE, anyone want to take a guess what MIGHT be inside?

Some of the ideas that flows through my mind would be…

• books
• clothes
• car parts (and people that know me wouldn’t be suprise
• techy stuff (not the right packaging for a LCD screen or a EEE PC isit?)
• bags
• soft toy
• <use your imagination>

Well…  I was somewhat shock so I thought I would open it up and see what treasure is hidden beneath this huge package…
Upon unpacking…

Another BAG within a BAG and which further into the unpacking process reveal a bubble wrap “bag”… Talk about SECURE PACKAGING…. is this some kinda JOKE now?

Hrm.. More bags?! Is this some kind of JOKE!

So what isit?! A BOMB?! Since its so tightly wrapped, it must be something sensitive or easily break..

.

.

BUT… THINK TWICE…

HP Printable DVD-R.. YOU SERIOUS?!

I was expecting or at least YOU were expecting something CRAZIEEEE… but hey! I suppose not.. its just a spindle of DVD-R that was wrapped so well that I think you could have dropped it from the top of a skyscraper and still survive the fall..

.

MORAL of the “STORY”

DO NOT judge a book by it’s cover and NEVER guess the content by its SIZE

Here is a joke of the day I read on a notice board of this office I visited to do some auditing…

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my retrieval crew I would meet them in half an hour, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below says: “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately five metres above this field. You are between 27 and 28 degrees latitude south , and between 24 and 25 degrees longitude east .”

“You must be an engineer,” says the balloonist.

“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.

“The man below says, “You must be a manager.”

“I am,” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”

How many hot air ballonist manager’s do you know?

Going away this weekend (yay finally)

This holiday has been rather boring with WORK, WORK and more WORK so I suppose a little relaxing weekend should be very rewarding, thing is thou not like anyone going to notice that I went away because by the time I am back no one would hv gone.. oh why havent ken been writing on his blog…

But nonetheless, Margaret River here I come.. not the first time but I am sure it wont be my last..

Time for some WINEEEEEEEEE Tasting I thinK! Till then… C YA!

On a sunny and nice day, the last thing you want to do is to be stuck in an office doing paperwork and what not but unfortunately someone has got to do it and that someone was conviniently

ME

Nonetheless, I’ve got nothing much to complain.. I am not the type of person that likes to sit under the sun for too long cause before you know it.. I’ve got a HEADACHE…

So…. I suppose when you have sunny days like that where the sky is blue and water is calm, KEN would be more then happy to be sitting infront of a DESK doing paperwork.. DOH!….

Thing is thou.. What happenes when you get a GLOOMY day? I do NOT like glommy days to be very honest.. It makes you feel very <DEPRESSED> … The sky looks as if it is going to eat someone/something up, the water are so rough that you would not even dare to take a second look and it looks like the end of the worlddddddd…..

How does that make you feel? Its only 4pm in the arvo and it looks as if its going to 7… ALL DARK AND Depressing… NOW.. days like this you would really want to be sitting in an office (well not really) but at least sit at home and not move your ass because you will get soaked the very minute you leave home..

Sometimes, some people prefer to take a nap…

LIKE HIM!

I know most people out there would have seen the movie by now considering it has been screened almost a month ago but the “Busy Ken” has been busy and no time for .the BIG screen.

Anyhow, I’ve always been quite a fan of Jack Black’s simply because he is fat funny and I would say as a GOOD actor. He up till now hasn’t really disappointed me in any of the movies I’ve seen. Just to name a few I remember such as…

School of Rock
Envy
The Holiday
Nacho Libre

All of them were either FUNNY or had a GOOD storyline. I was hoping that Kung Fu Panda would be just AS good as the others. Being animated and what not, I was expecting a KILLER movie!

However the movie was RATHER dissapointing in my opinion. It was “quite” funny to a certain extend but it was a rather typical storyline with not much of a TWIST, not big enough to be different from any other movies/ animation out there.

Really don’t know what else I can say about it really… They tried to fit a bit too much into the course of the movie making everything very.. FAST moving and very little GOOD actions

I thought KUNG FU meant FIGHTING TO THE MAX.. Perhaps the Panda was TOO fat to move too much!

*After all they are endangered animals! We NEED to protect them!!*

Verdict: I would highly recommend this movie on DVD but its not worth the trouble watching it on the big screen. Jack Black is AWESOME and he still is!