15 Intelligent Questions to Ask
Well, I stumbled across this in one of Andu's jokebook that he got for his birthday 
and here we go.. I thot it is pretty "smart" of them for writing this 
- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Phychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money call a broker?
- Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffiic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there Mouse-Flavoured cat food?
- Why is it that most nudists are people you dont want to see naked?
- When dog food is new and taste improved, who tests it?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff? (Ok, I can answer this… Because it would be BLODDY heavy?)
- Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call airport the terminal?
- How come Americans choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
There we go I still like the last one best (i think)
Alrite, i think i got enuf for now, things are yet to be solved and i hope it would be SOON or else im sorta…BLEH!….
Kenneth