Archive for September, 2005

First day of hoiday + footy grand final

Saturday, September 24th, 2005

Hrmz… what can i say about this wonderful holiday thats gonna be full of studies and revision.. just absolutely great isnt it.. missing out on the royal show.. missing out on normal holidays.. haiz.. well not much i can do about it if the bloddy mock is in a week from now and im yet to start studying for everything..

ah.. good thing bout this weekend is the fooooty grand final :D hehe.. well not that i watch much footy and not that i like eagles or the swans… i guess i will support eagles for once as they r the WA team ;)
alrighty.. im bored now.. might do some tidying and mayb watch a little bit of the grandfinal.. oo a msg on my mobile.. better go.. c ya

kenneth

Microwaved Water - BEWARE!!

Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

A 26-year old person decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before).

I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he told me he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but instantly the water in the cup “blew up” into his face.

The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face
which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye.

While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse the energy such as: a wooden stir stick, tea bag, etc. It is however a much safer choice to boil the water in a tea kettle.

General Electric’s response:

Thanks for contacting us. I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail that you received is correct.
Microwaved water and other liquids do not always bubble when they reach the boiling point. They can actually get superheated and not bubble at all. The superheated liquid will bubble up out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or tea bag is put into it.

To prevent this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any liquid for more than two minutes per cup. After heating, let the cup stand in the microwave for thirty seconds before moving it or adding
anything into it.

** Now check the attachment !!!!

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Classic Malaysian Lifestyle jokes

Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

Abdul grew up in Kota Baru, a town located on the East Coast of Malaysia, and then moved away to Kuala Lumpur to do his law degree in order to fill up the Bumiputera quota. He decided to come back to Kota Baru, because he could be a big man and really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Abdul picked up the phone. He motioned the man to push the door to come in, all the while talking. “No.Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in Kuala Lumpur that I won’t settle this case for less than one million ringgit. Yes. Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the State Prosecutor that I’ll meet with him next week to discuss the details.”

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Abdul rattled instructions. Finally, Abdul put down the phone and turned to the man.

“I’m sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you?”

The man replied, “I’m from Telekom, I’ve come to connect your line”.

Econs Research Assignment

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Haiz, I dont think I will ever get another research assignment which is sooo huge and yet useless haha.. 2 essays in 70 mins.. thats gonna sux.. ah well .. i guess i cant complaint much when i left it till the last min.. (well cant blame me when i tried and didnt know what to do).. meh… thats all for now.. just felt like complaning then goto sleep :)
night people..

Againts Racism!!

Monday, September 5th, 2005

Scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London.

A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.

“Madam, what Is the matter,” the hostess asked.

“You obviously do not see it then?” She responded. “You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.”

“Be calm please,” the hostess replied. “Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.”

The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. “Madam, Just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also a seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.”

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: “It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make anyone sit next to someone so disgusting.”

She turned to the black guy, and said, “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.